‘It said on the label that there’s a prize in every tube…but I’ve eaten most of the tube and still no prize. Do you see one?’
‘Move over a little and let me get a better look, I see something right behind that peanut.’
‘Which peanut, the one on the left or the one on the right?’
‘ON THE RIGHT! LET ME LOOK! Nope, nope that’s a safflower seed, I hate those seeds, they get stuck in my beak.’
‘Flossing once in a while couldn’t hurt, it might help you get rid of your thistle seed breath.’
‘EXCUSE ME?? I don’t have bad breath!!’
‘When is the last time you smelled yourself?’
‘SMELLED MYSELF??? If you aren’t the rudest bird on the planet! You can just look for your stupid prize by yourself and I hope for your sake it’s DEODORANT!’
‘Hey wait a minute! Are you saying I STINK?!’
‘That underwing smell isn’t coming from me! I had a bird bath this morning.’
‘Well of all the low down mean things to say!’
‘You said my breath smelled!’
‘I was just trying to do you a favor and…THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! THERE’S THE PRIZE!’
‘WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?’
‘IT’S TOENAIL CLIPPERS! Shoot, it’s toe nail clippers…you can have them, you need them more than I do.’
‘ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I DON’T GET A PEDICURE???’
……………Just a day in the life of a couple of bird brains………….
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 
Birds are the same as people
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Hoe meer ik over vogels leer, hoe meer ik me dat begin te realiseren. Fascinerend!
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Bird brains seem to be very widespread. These birds have very beautiful patterns in their feathers.
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The mourning dove has such a soft beautiful blend of of feathers. I didn’t appreciate their beauty at first, because they take over the feeders, but I’ve opened me eyes.
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It’s fun to listen in on bird conversations sometimes. But do you think maybe you’ve put too many nuts in that birdseed? 😉
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I buy it premixed at the bird seed store that I frequent. I think a lot of them get scooped up by the bluejays.
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😉
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