Please forgive the shaky video, but for those of us who used to watch WKRP in Cincinnati…we were led to believe that turkeys can’t fly. They were wrong.
My given name’s Sophia,
And I wouldn’t wanna be ‘ya
Cause I’m happy as a clam
Just being who I am.
I’ve got a cozy little burrow
And a friend who’s NOT a squirrel.
So there’s nothing that I need
Well…perhaps some fruit and seed
And on reflection I say, “know what?”
I would accept a donut.
HEY LADY IN THE WINDOW PUT THE CHOCOLATE DOWN AND FAST,
CAN’T YOU SEE THAT TIME HAS FLOWN… MY FEEDING TIME HAS PASSED.
I DON’T WANT TO BE A PEST EACH TIME I NEED TO EAT,
SO I’VE GOT A GREAT SOLUTION AND A SMALL REQUEST, MY SWEET.
I’D LIKE AN EAR OF CORN, A BAG OF CHIPS, A PEANUT WITH THE SHELL…
AND IF YOU COULD, PLEASE BE A DEAR… INSTALL A DINNER BELL.