Category Archives: Peanuts

THE PROBLEM SOLVER.

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HEY LADY IN THE WINDOW PUT THE  CHOCOLATE DOWN AND FAST,

CAN’T YOU SEE THAT TIME HAS FLOWN… MY FEEDING TIME HAS PASSED.

I DON’T WANT TO BE A PEST EACH TIME I NEED TO EAT,

SO I’VE GOT A GREAT SOLUTION AND A SMALL REQUEST, MY SWEET.

I’D LIKE AN EAR OF CORN, A BAG OF CHIPS, A PEANUT WITH THE SHELL…

AND IF YOU COULD, PLEASE BE A DEAR… INSTALL A DINNER BELL.

THE SQUIGGY REPORT…LIVE’ISH FROM SQRL…THE IMAGINATION STATION.

squiggy the reporter with lots of snow

 

THIS IS AN APPROXIMATELY UP-TO-DATE REPORT FROM ME, SQUIGGY…YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT IS THE NEWS AND LOTS OF STUFF THAT ISN’T NEWS.

FRESH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A RELIABLE SOURCE…(WELL ACTUALLY I HEARD IT YESTERDAY…FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND)..IS THIS SHOCKING NEWS…

A LARGE QUANTITY OF PEANUTS DISAPPEARED FROM THE POPULAR, BUT HIGHLY OVER-RATED FEEDING STATION, “ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH.”

WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A STEADY STREAM OF TUFTED TITMICE, (YES..THAT IS A TYPE OF REAL BIRD), RAIDING THE PEANUT SUPPLY HOUSE.  OUR WITNESSES SAW THE GANG OF TITMICE FLY TO THE WOODS AND THEN, AND I QUOTE, “THEY WERE GONE.”

THIS KIND OF MADNESS MUST BE STOPPED. SEVERAL BLUE JAYS WERE REPORTED TO HAVE GONE TO BED HUNGRY THAT NIGHT AND ONE WOODPECKER HAD TO RESORT TO LOOKING FOR INSECTS TO EAT IN THE TREE BARK… WHERE IT NORMALLY WOULD.

I WOULD REPORT ON THE WEATHER, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ME…IT’S BEEN SNOWING…SO WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THAT MASTER OF TAP DANCE, PEACHES THE PINE SQUIRREL, WILL BE PERFORMING AT ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH…WE JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN…SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS EARLY!

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS…THERE MAY BE SOME,BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.