THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…

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I’M A LEADING COW AUTHORITY ON WORLD EVENTS.

IN MY LEARNED OPINION….ALL COWS SHOULD GET ALONG…EVEN IF YOU’RE A COW WITH SPOTS..OR A DIFFERENT SOUNDING MOO.

ALL COWS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY AND NON-VIOLENT…

ALL COWS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.

ALL COWS SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME GRAZING, AND LESS TIME SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT OTHER COWS.

ALL COWS SHOULD STOP RIOTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.

ALL COWS SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC AND SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK AND TAKING “SELFIES”.

RULES TO LIVE BY…BY A COW.