NOW THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS…

2728 Blue Jay Study 3

 

 

 

IN MY PREVIOUS POSTS I SHARED THE STRANGE PHENOMENON OF FLOATING, FLYING PEANUTS.

WELL, NOW I’M GETTING MORE THAN A LITTLE CONCERNED. IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE HEADS ON THESE TWO BLUE JAYS HAVE FLOATED AWAY!!!!   HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEY’RE STILL FLYING?? I’M GOING TO THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW TO FIND SOME DUCT TAPE.  I’M GOING TO TAPE MY HEAD ON.

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, RIGHT?

KARATE!!!!!!!

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IT WOULD SEEM THAT, ONCE AGAIN, THERE IS TROUBLE IN PARADISE. LOOK AT THOSE SHARP LOOKING FEATHERS! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD SLICE AND DICE AN OPPONENT. I HAD NO IDEA…I THOUGHT THOSE WINGS WERE MADE OF FLUFFY LITTLE FEATHERS. THEY PROBABLY ARE, BUT THEY LOOK PRETTY DANGEROUS IN THIS IMAGE. 

I’M THINKING THIS MIGHT NOT TURN OUT WELL…

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I’M WONDERING WHAT THE BLUE JAYS PLAN IS HERE. 

IS HE PLANNING ON GIVING THE SQUIRREL A KICK IN THE PANTS?

IS HE PLANNING ON SCOOPING UP THE SQUIRREL IN HIS CLAWS AND CARRYING HIM AWAY?

IS HE PLANNING ON GETTING KARATE KICKED BY THE SQUIRREL, BECAUSE I THINK THAT’S A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY.

THE GANGS ALL…….where?

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“GET YOUR CELL PHONE OUT AND CALL THEM O.K.?  THEY’RE LOOKING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT AT US….I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THEM WANDER OFF ON THEIR OWN…EVERY TIME THAT THEY DO, THEY CAN’T FIND US AND THEN WE WASTE ALL THIS TIME FLAPPING OUR WINGS AT THEM….YOU’D THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD NOTICE ME FLAPPING!  NEXT TIME WE’RE ALL GOING TO WEAR MATCHING PINK      T- SHIRTS…..”

 

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“WEREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY??  YES, IT’S ME TALKING…THE ONE ON THE FAR LEFT…LOOKING AT THE CAMERA…WE WENT ON THAT FIRST BIG WIND RIDE AND THEN WE HAD A HOT DOG AND THEN WE HAD SOME COTTON CANDY AND THEN….I’M JUST SURE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

LET’S SEE…HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE?   ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, …..ELEVEN, TWELVE…ELEVEN….FOURTEEN…DARN IT….LET ME START OVER….ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR…OH LOOK! THERE’S A KID WITH A HOT DOG STANDING NEXT TO THAT SEAGULL FLAPPING IT’S WINGS AT ME….….NOW WHERE WAS I?…FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN…OH! OH! IT’S BOB AND DORIS…WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH UP TO BOB AND DORIS!!!

 

I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY DON’T WEAR MATCHING T-SHIRTS SO THAT WE CAN FIND THEM MORE EASILY. I NEED TO BRING THIS UP AT OUR NEXT MEETING…..BUT FIRST I NEED ANOTHER HOT DOG!”