I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE NINJA SNOW SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!

WHY IS THIS DEER RUNNING???

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BECAUSE HE SAW A DISTURBANCE IN THE SNOW THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL WHO BEHOLD IT….

IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!
IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!

I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE NINJA SQUIRRELS WERE ACTIVE IN THE WINTER TIME! I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH ALL OF MY DEFENSES DOWN. AFTER I SAW THE DEER RUNNING AND REALIZED WHY, I GOT OUT MY COMBAT BINOCULARS AND BEGAN TO SCAN THE PERIMETER…WHAT I SAW SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE!!!

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THE ENEMY HAD BEEN USING IT’S UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND I HADN’T EVEN BEEN AWARE THAT THEY EXISTED!!!

GASP!!  ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME???

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AT TIMES I WOULD SEE NOTHING AND THEN SUDDENLY….THE SNOW WOULD START TO RISE UP AND A NINJA WOULD BURST FROM THE SNOW…
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BEHOLD THE BREACHING NINJA SQUIRREL…..THEIR BEHAVIOR IS SOMETHING AKIN TO THE BREACHING OF A WHALE AS IT REACHES THE SURFACE…THE IMPRESSIVE SITE CAN HYPNOTIZE A PERSON, SO YOU MUST LOOK AWAY QUICKLY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU SEE ANY SIGN AT ALL OF AN IMPENDING BREACH.Cute squirrel in snow B

DO NOT LOOK BACK AS YOU RUN…BUT IF YOU DO…AND YOU SEE A NINJA SQUIRREL PRAYING, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS A SAINTLY NINJA SQUIRREL…HE IS JUST PRAYING FOR STRENGTH IN THE COMING BATTLE.

[caption id="attachment_5923" align="aligncenter" width="950"]Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob  Zannyro of all her chocolate. Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob
Zannyro of all her chocolate.

I AM OFF TO GATHER MY TROOPS…MAX THE DOG AND OLIVER THE CAT WILL HAVE TO BE SNAPPED INTO THEIR BATTLE ARMOR…I MYSELF WILL BE ONCE AGAIN CRAWLING UNDER THE BED WITH A HEALTHY SUPPLY OF OLIVES, CAPERS, CHOCOLATE, PUDDING, CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, BACON, BANANAS, GRAPES, CHOCOLATE, RAISONS…BUT NOT TOO MANY RAISONS….AND CLUB SODA.