There once was a squirrel named McLarry
His legs were quite long and real hairy
I suggested he shave
But the look that he gave
Was intense and exceedingly scary!
(INTO THE WOODS AND BEYOND!)
There once was a squirrel named McLarry
His legs were quite long and real hairy
I suggested he shave
But the look that he gave
Was intense and exceedingly scary!
“HELLOOOOOOO DOWN THERE,” called the pretty little bird
It listened very hard
and heard not a word.
“It’s okay, you can come up,” pretty bird then said
“I promise if you do, I won’t make you dead
I had a bowl of oatmeal so I’m quite well fed.”