WHAT’S THIS I HEAR???

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WHAT’S THIS EYE EAR?…..( Get it?  I hear?  In my picture….Eye…Ear…moving on…).  Zannyro is considering doing another production of Shakespeare’s work….I am petitioning her for a role in this production but she has been ignoring me…she says she has to eat lunch first.  Then there will be a swimsuit competition…a talent competition and then a gown competition.

First of all….I don’t own a swimsuit…I swim in the nude.

Secondly……My only talents are  eating flowers, jumping out in front of cars and occasionally playing the harp.  Which to choose?

Thirdly……..I’m a MALE…I don’t own a GOWN!!!!  I shall shop in the woods for the perfect leaf to wear…..you figure that one out.