Tag: TESTING

HE FREAKED ME OUT FIRST…

Aliens, Oliver

Who's freaking who out? (1 of 1)

 

 

AFTER OLIVER GOT DONE WRESTLING WITH THE PRACTICE TIGER AND THE MOUSE AND THE DOG, HE WAS KIND OF TIRED. HE WAS GETTING READY FOR  A SNOOZE IN THE SUN WHEN I NOTICED THE EYES BEHIND  HIM…AND THEN I NOTICED HIS EYES…AND THEN I JUST FREAKED OUT!

IT WAS A WHOLE LOT LESS STRESSFUL UP ON THE  SPACESHIP TAKING ALL THOSE TESTS…YOU HAVE TO READ A FEW POSTS BACK TO KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

THEY TOLD ME THAT I SCORED 1,700 OUT OF 2 ON MY TESTS.  I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD SCORE BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME THIS REALLY COOL TATTOO. 

I DON’T READ ALIEN WORDS REAL WELL…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A STRING OF LETTERS….

THESE ARE THE LETTERS….M…O…R…O…N…      I KNOW THAT’S SHORT FOR SOMETHING.

MAYBE “MOST ORIGINAL ROUTE OF NEURONS”…

MAYBE “MAGNIFICENT ORATOR ,..RADIANT NARCISSIST.”

SORRY, I STARTED OUT TALKING ABOUT OLIVER, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.

A PERSONAL INVITATION…

Aliens, sunbeams

Capturing the light completed done (1 of 1)

 

 

LOOK!!  I HAD MY HOST AND HOSTESS SEND DOWN ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE COOL SUNBEAMS…ANY OF YOU THAT WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME ON THE SPACE SHIP, CAN JUST DO A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE IN THE SUNBEAMS AND THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO TRANSPORT YOU HERE.  THE TESTING IS DUE TO START IN FIVE MINUTES, SO YOU NEED TO HURRY. THEY’RE SO NICE…THEY GAVE ME A LITTLE SNACK TO “MAKE ME HAPPY” BEFORE THE TESTING…TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.

 

 

WAKING UP THE WOODS…

Aliens, sunbeams

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YESTERDAY IT SEEMED LIKE THE SUN COULDN’T WAIT TO SMILE ON EVERYONE….

NOW THIS IS WHERE I GO OFF ON ONE OF MY CRAZY LITTLE FLIGHTS OF FANCY…THOSE BEAMS KEPT DRAWING ME CLOSER AND CLOSER, BUT WHEN I GOT TOO CLOSE THEY DISAPPEARED. WHEN I BACKED AWAY, THERE THEY WERE AGAIN, TA-DA!

I DIDN’T GIVE UP…I APPROACHED THOSE BEAMS THAT LOOKED SO WARM AND INVITING, AND I WAS SUCKED UP INTO A SPACE SHIP!   I’M WRITING TO YOU THIS VERY MOMENT FROM MY LUXURIOUS GUEST ROOM. I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS THOUGH… A MEDICAL GOWN THINGY JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE CEILING AND SOME STRANGE LITTLE VOICE TOLD ME TO PUT IT ON…AND THEN IT TOLD ME THAT MY TESTING WOULD BEGIN SOON. WHY WOULD I HAVE TO WEAR A GOWN TO TAKE A MATH TEST?