There was a silly palm tree
who had a little fun,
It took it’s branch and sneakily
put it’s “arm” around the sun.
(INTO THE WOODS AND BEYOND!)
There was a silly palm tree
who had a little fun,
It took it’s branch and sneakily
put it’s “arm” around the sun.
TWO DAYS OF SUNSHINE…TWO WEEKS OF RAIN, OUR WEATHER JUST KEEPS ON CYCLING THIS WAY. I THINK THAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DEVELOP THE “SAD” CONDITION.
PEOPLE USUALLY GET THIS CONDITION IN THE WINTER, DUE TO LACK OF SUN. THEY GET DEPRESSED…THEY EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE…THEY CURSE THE WEATHER REPORTERS. (IT’S REALLY NOT THEIR FAULT, BUT WE NEED TO BLAME SOMEBODY!)
TO PREVENT BECOMING INFECTED WITH THIS CONDITION ,I’M GOING TO START LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE EVERY SO OFTEN BECAUSE IT’S YELLOW AND CHEERY AND BECAUSE THE CHICKS ARE JUST SO DARN CUTE!
LOOK!! I HAD MY HOST AND HOSTESS SEND DOWN ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE COOL SUNBEAMS…ANY OF YOU THAT WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME ON THE SPACE SHIP, CAN JUST DO A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE IN THE SUNBEAMS AND THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO TRANSPORT YOU HERE. THE TESTING IS DUE TO START IN FIVE MINUTES, SO YOU NEED TO HURRY. THEY’RE SO NICE…THEY GAVE ME A LITTLE SNACK TO “MAKE ME HAPPY” BEFORE THE TESTING…TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.
YESTERDAY IT SEEMED LIKE THE SUN COULDN’T WAIT TO SMILE ON EVERYONE….
NOW THIS IS WHERE I GO OFF ON ONE OF MY CRAZY LITTLE FLIGHTS OF FANCY…THOSE BEAMS KEPT DRAWING ME CLOSER AND CLOSER, BUT WHEN I GOT TOO CLOSE THEY DISAPPEARED. WHEN I BACKED AWAY, THERE THEY WERE AGAIN, TA-DA!
I DIDN’T GIVE UP…I APPROACHED THOSE BEAMS THAT LOOKED SO WARM AND INVITING, AND I WAS SUCKED UP INTO A SPACE SHIP! I’M WRITING TO YOU THIS VERY MOMENT FROM MY LUXURIOUS GUEST ROOM. I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS THOUGH… A MEDICAL GOWN THINGY JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE CEILING AND SOME STRANGE LITTLE VOICE TOLD ME TO PUT IT ON…AND THEN IT TOLD ME THAT MY TESTING WOULD BEGIN SOON. WHY WOULD I HAVE TO WEAR A GOWN TO TAKE A MATH TEST?