THE RESTAURANT CRITIC…

2577  Taking a bite out of the branch (39 of 1)

” THIS IS QUITE PLEASING TO MY GASTRO SYSTEM. I DETECT A SLIGHT HINT OF TRUFFLES, WITH PERHAPS A DASH OF HICKORY TREE.”

“I MUST HAVE ONE MORE BITE TO BE CERTAIN.”

DSC_6535 wm  CHUBBY GOLDILOCKS

“OH DEAR…THAT LAST BITE MADE ME FEEL SO FULL..I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK… ONE WEEK ON THE JOB AND I’VE GAINED EIGHT OUNCES!”

THERE’S ALWAYS AN OVERACHIEVER AROUND…

5986 I am NOT stealing your birdseed (1 of 1)

IN ORDER TO OUTSMART THE SQUIRRELS, I SECURED THIS FEEDER TO THE UNDERSIDE OF A ROOF OVERHANG ON THE HOUSE.

RACCOONS? OUTSMARTED…

BIG, BAD SQUIRRELS? OUTSMARTED…

SMALL PINE SQUIRREL? DARN IT ANYWAY! NOT OUTSMARTED.

THIS LITTLE STINKER HAD TO BALANCE ON A HALF INCH IN DIAMETER ROD FOR A FOOT AND A HALF TO GET TO THIS FEEDER. 

MY BRAIN HURTS FROM TRYING TO OUTWIT THEM!!!!  

WHERE’S THE CHOCOLATE?