AFTER OLIVER GOT DONE WRESTLING WITH THE PRACTICE TIGER AND THE MOUSE AND THE DOG, HE WAS KIND OF TIRED. HE WAS GETTING READY FOR A SNOOZE IN THE SUN WHEN I NOTICED THE EYES BEHIND HIM…AND THEN I NOTICED HIS EYES…AND THEN I JUST FREAKED OUT!
IT WAS A WHOLE LOT LESS STRESSFUL UP ON THE SPACESHIP TAKING ALL THOSE TESTS…YOU HAVE TO READ A FEW POSTS BACK TO KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY TOLD ME THAT I SCORED 1,700 OUT OF 2 ON MY TESTS. I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD SCORE BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME THIS REALLY COOL TATTOO.
I DON’T READ ALIEN WORDS REAL WELL…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A STRING OF LETTERS….
THESE ARE THE LETTERS….M…O…R…O…N… I KNOW THAT’S SHORT FOR SOMETHING.
MAYBE “MOST ORIGINAL ROUTE OF NEURONS”…
MAYBE “MAGNIFICENT ORATOR ,..RADIANT NARCISSIST.”
SORRY, I STARTED OUT TALKING ABOUT OLIVER, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.
We just COULDN’T be happier…all of those minutes driving Oliver to basketball practice have paid off! He made it onto the team at F.E.L.I.N.E. University!!!
Of course he doesn’t attend the University, but they made a special exception because he is such an amazing player…This picture shows him mid-leap as he goes in for the winning shot…I need to find a F.E.L.I.N.E. University sticker to put on my car window!
By the way…I didn’t photoshop this except to rotate the image..he likes to lay on his back for some “cat” reason.
Since recipe blogs are so popular in the blog world, I decided to share a few of mine with all of you. If you can’t find all of the ingredients, don’t worry about it, the recipe probably isn’t going to turn out anyway.
First you find a squirrel that is between four and six inches tall and weighs about four ounces.
Next, tell him that you plan to fill a paper bag with powdered sugar, then you will put him into it and shake him around vigorously. Do not respond to any of the swearing that he does, it just makes them swear more.
Present the squirrel with a visual aide, just to let him know what it would be like in the bag.
Before he can consider his options, snatch him up and shake him in the bag…for at least fifteen minutes. When the timer goes off, pour him out of the bag. You should have a tasty little sugar covered squirrel who is quite happy with his appearance. Makes 0 servings. (Remember, be kind to animals.)
We’re actually having a winter this year…lucky for me because the deer have begun to pass closer to the house. They’re smelling the alluring scent of birdseed with a side of corn. I’ve actually considered building a drive thru window onto the house…then the deer can just come up to the window, place their order and leave happy. I would definitely add a happy meal toy to their bag of sunflower seeds or whatever it is they ordered, you want to keep your customers coming back.
Hmmmmm…this would mean that I would have to wear some kind of uniform when I worked at the window…I’d need to look professional after all. I’m thinking a pink tutu and the REALLY awesome cowgirl boots I bought in Montana. I know the deer wouldn’t see that part of my uniform but I could stick my leg out the window every now and then to show them my boots.
See you all later, I’m off to cut a hole in the side of the house for the ordering window and I need to get it done before hubby gets home.