Tag: silly animals

THE SQUIRREL HOUSE.

Animals, funny animals, Funny Squirrel, Squirrel, squirrels

Well, it’s finally happened. I will go down in history as the first person to have discovered a group of squirrels living in housing that resembles, in almost every way, the housing that we humans reside in. You can imagine the state of shock that I’m in!

I was combing the woods for something new to photograph when I came upon a massive tree. I circled the tree, admiring it’s beautiful bark, when to my amazement I came face to face with what appeared to be the front of a house built into it. And then the most wonderful thing happened, little squirrels scurried out of the house to say hello!

I’m sorry, but I can tell you no more at the moment. I’m overcome with emotion, but rest assured, I have more to share with you.

The Imposter

Photography
Hmmm, I wonder if this is grape jelly or purple soup?
Did I hear something down there?
Don’t mind me, I’m the jelly inspector, just here to do a taste test to make sure yours is edible.
Who do you think you’re fooling? If you’re an inspector you’d be wearing a name tag..you’d have a badge you could show me, get back!
LET GO OF MY PERCH! I’M GOING TO NIP YOUR LEG, DON’T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT I WON’T!

I have to quit listening to these bird conversations, I get so stressed!

Don’t look if you don’t like mice.

Mouse, Photography

The cute little mouse 2wms resized DSC_6244_edited-1

Meet Georgio…I finally saw, and captured, an image of my birdseed thief!

The little mouse wm resized (39 of 1)

I opened my window into the woods very quietly and slowly and confronted the beast.

“Hey you!” I bellowed.

“Who me?” Georgia squeaked back.

“Yes YOU!  I’m making a citizen’s arrest…you’ve been a very bad mouse.”

“You have no authority over me, I’m a mouse. I have immunity from human laws.”

I pondered this statement for over an hour. While I pondered, Georgio casually munched on some sunflower seeds…my  sunflower seeds. His lack of respect was disgraceful and frankly insulting. 

I decided to go find my book listing the rules and regulations of the wildlife kingdom…specifically the mouse volume and when I got back to the window, HE WAS GONE! 

I’m contacting my lawyer to see what my options are, in case I run into smarty pants Georgio in the future.