(INTO THE WOODS AND BEYOND!)
Have you ever been stuck in a closet?
It’s a question I thought I would posit.
Could you escape in a minute?
Or would you relax and stay in it
Writing to Shakespeare, a sonnet.
(Oliver asked me to tell you that he did get out of the closet very quickly and yes, I need to practice learning how to spell my last name.)
WHAT’S THIS EYE EAR?…..( Get it? I hear? In my picture….Eye…Ear…moving on…). Zannyro is considering doing another production of Shakespeare’s work….I am petitioning her for a role in this production but she has been ignoring me…she says she has to eat lunch first. Then there will be a swimsuit competition…a talent competition and then a gown competition.
First of all….I don’t own a swimsuit…I swim in the nude.
Secondly……My only talents are eating flowers, jumping out in front of cars and occasionally playing the harp. Which to choose?
Thirdly……..I’m a MALE…I don’t own a GOWN!!!! I shall shop in the woods for the perfect leaf to wear…..you figure that one out.
SEE…THESE SQUIRRELS AND CHIPMUNKS ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION BACK AND FORTH…SOMETIMES THEY ANSWER EACH OTHER AS IN THE FIRST TWO IMAGES AND SOMETIMES THEY JUST TELL US WHAT THEY ARE THINKING…
ahem…”ON WITH THE SHOW…THIS IS IT)…Looney Tunes
“WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN
IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR IN RAIN? “- William Shakespeare.
AND THEN THIS NEXT GUY ANSWERS HIM………….”WHEN THE HURLYBURLY’S DONE,
WHEN THE BATTLE’S LOST AND WON”.- William Shakespeare.
SO THEN THIS GUY THINKS THAT HIS HANDS SMELL FROM EATING TOO MANY PEANUTS AND HE SAYS…
“ALL THE PERFUMES OF ARABIA, WILL NOT SWEETEN THIS LITTLE HAND”- William Shakespeare.
THEN THIS GUY GIVES US SOME BAD ADVICE…
“LOOK LIKE THE INNOCENT FLOWER, BUT BE THE EVIL SERPENT UNDER ‘t”.- William Sharkespeare
THIS GUY IS TALKING TO ANOTHER SQUIRREL, WHO WE WILL MEET IN A MINUTE…THIS GUY HAS AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR THE SQUIRREL WE WILL MEET SOON…HE SAYS…(His lips were moving a minute ago, but now they’re not…I tell you I saw and heard him say this!)
“OUT, DAMNED SPOT! OUT, I SAY!” – William Shakespeare.
WELL THIS MUST BE THE GUY HE WAS TALKING TOO…SPOT…AND I AGREE…HE MUST GET OUT!
AND THEN ‘SPOT’ HAS HIS SAY…
” THIS CASTLE HATH A PLEASANT SEAT, THE AIR
NIMBLY AND SWEETLY RECOMMENDS ITSELF
UNTO OUR GENTLE SENSES.” – William Shakespeare.
BUT THEN THERE IS FEAR IN THE REALM…AND THIS GUY SAYS…
“SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.” – William Shakespeare.
COMING SOON…”THE TAMING OF THE SHREW”…..IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TOLERATE ANY MORE SILLINESS.!
” ROMEO, ROMEO. WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO?”—–William Shakespeare
HANG ON A MINUTE…I AM TRYING TO CLIMB UPETH TO THOU’S BALCONY…Not Shakespeare.
“UNDER LOVES HEAVY BURDEN DO I SINK”…William Shakespeare.
AND NOW HERE COMES THE A BAD GUY…
“A PLAGUE A’ BOTH YOUR HOUSES”…William Shakespeare
I HOPETH THAT SHAKESPEARE IS NOT ROLLING IN HIS GRAVETH.
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 