Surfter 9151 (1 of 1)


I’m not sure what kind of sport this is…I’m not sure what the objective is, or how you win the competition..if it is a competition. I have a feeling that I could be pretty good at this sport, unless of course sharks swim in this water…(which they do)…and if things with little sharp stinger things swim in this water, (which they do)…well………then I would really stink at this sport.

If things like that were in the water, I would spend way too much time screaming every time anything brushed against me and everybody knows you can’t perfect a sport if you spend all your time screaming.

I’m starting to wonder if a sharky thing ate the top half of this person or if something stung his upper half off. I’ve decided……I want nothing to do with this sport…I don’t want any of you  to have anything to do with this sport…unless of course this sport involves diving for doughnuts…….in that case….race you to the water!