THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…

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I’M A LEADING COW AUTHORITY ON WORLD EVENTS.

IN MY LEARNED OPINION….ALL COWS SHOULD GET ALONG…EVEN IF YOU’RE A COW WITH SPOTS..OR A DIFFERENT SOUNDING MOO.

ALL COWS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY AND NON-VIOLENT…

ALL COWS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.

ALL COWS SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME GRAZING, AND LESS TIME SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT OTHER COWS.

ALL COWS SHOULD STOP RIOTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.

ALL COWS SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC AND SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK AND TAKING “SELFIES”.

RULES TO LIVE BY…BY A COW.

THIS IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY???

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Yes…today is National Tired Flamingo Day…..Not really, but it feels like it should be.
This image is not sharp, just like myself and any tired Flamingo that you might meet…
There will be no dancing today in Flamingo Land…some traditions must be upheld and adhered to.
So…No dancing on Tired Flamingo Day…
No chewing of bubble gum by any registered Flamingo is permitted…
No eating of shrimp pie…
No eating of shrimp ice cream…unless you’re really desperate…
No singing of any Flamingo rap…
No wearing of pink Flamingo hosiery…
Sorry…I don’t make the rules…