THE RESTAURANT CRITIC…

2577  Taking a bite out of the branch (39 of 1)

” THIS IS QUITE PLEASING TO MY GASTRO SYSTEM. I DETECT A SLIGHT HINT OF TRUFFLES, WITH PERHAPS A DASH OF HICKORY TREE.”

“I MUST HAVE ONE MORE BITE TO BE CERTAIN.”

DSC_6535 wm  CHUBBY GOLDILOCKS

“OH DEAR…THAT LAST BITE MADE ME FEEL SO FULL..I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK… ONE WEEK ON THE JOB AND I’VE GAINED EIGHT OUNCES!”

THE HAMBURGER WITH A NAME…

PLEASE MEET KEVIN....I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.
PLEASE MEET KEVIN….I DON’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.

YES….I…ATE…THIS…WHOLE…HAMBURGER…

YES…I…AM…ASHAMED…

IT…TASTED…REALLY…GOOD…

IT…SEEMS…TO…HAVE…SWALLOWED…MY…BELLYBUTTON….

(The hand belongs to our waitress…she was afraid of “Kevin”)