FLYING PEANUTS!!!

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I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW I WOULD FEEL IF MY FOOD STARTED FLYING AWAY!  DO YOU SEE THE PEANUTS JUST TO THE RIGHT OF MR. SQUIRREL?  THEY’RE ACTUALLY RISING UP INTO THE AIR!!!  LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO HOLD THE OTHER ONES DOWN!!  I’M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM…IF ALL OF THOSE  START RISING UP, HE’S GOING TO GET CARRIED AWAY ON A FLYING CARPET OF PEANUTS!!

FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW, IT MIGHT BE A PRETTY COOL THING…HE WOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY…HE WOULD BE MYTHICAL…HE COULD PROBABLY GET HIS OWN REALITY TV SHOW… BUT THEN, HIS MARRIAGE WOULD PROBABLY FALL APART AND HIS CHILDREN WOULD SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME HANGING WITH THE WRONG CROWD AT CLUBS.   

RUN AWAY FROM THE PEANUTS LITTLE MAN!!  RUN AWAY!!  IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!!

 

 

DON’T HATE US BECAUSE WE’RE BEAUTIFUL!

DSC_2177  Standing Mama Raccoon

 

“DON’T MESS WITH MY KIDS….I’LL COME RIGHT OVER THERE AND PULL YOUR NOSE….I KNOW THEY’RE CUTE AND YES, THEY ARE HONOR STUDENTS IN KINDERGARTEN AND YES, I DO HAVE A STICKER ON MY BEHIND THAT SAYS, “MY KIDS FANGS ARE SHARPER THAN YOURS”, BUT DON’T JUDGE ME. NOW GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE SO THAT WE CAN GET READY FOR ‘WORK’.

WE HAVE TO START TAPING OUR REALITY TV SHOW IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND THEY NEED TO FINISH EATING SO THAT THEY HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT AND SNARL AT EACH OTHER AND WALK AROUND PRETTY MUCH NAKED…YOU KNOW, LIKE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE SHOWS….HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING?? WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY?, WHEN WE ACT LIKE THAT WE’RE NO BETTER THAN ANIMALS?  WELL NOW THERE’S A THOUGHT…..