Pigeonland

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Pigeonland is an amusement park of sorts…but…

You will not find elephant ear treats for sale. You will not meet SnowWhite.

You will not pay one hundred million dollars to gain admittance…because people are not allowed in Pigeonland.

You will not pose for pictures with a giant pigeon in red shorts.

There are no rides featuring pigeon shaped vehicles gliding through jungle lagoons where pigeon pirates might jump out at you or sing to you.

Pigeonland is only for the pretty, awkward birds shown above. Pigeons get to hang out together in big groups, eating  popcorn and crackers OFF THE GROUND, THROWN THERE BY COMPLETE STRANGERS!

Pigeonland has statues reserved only for pigeons…(we all know what they do to those poor statues)…but why Pigeonland allows this, I’ll never know.

In Pigeonland, the pigeons get to fly and I know that we all want to do that, but it’s not going to happen…at least not until we grow wings.

I’m posting this as a favor to you all. If you had, “Go to Pigeonland for vacation”, on your “bucket list”, erase it from the list. I’ve seen too many friends go through severe disappointment when they find out that Pigeonland is so exclusive…don’t let this happen to you. 

 

 

 

 

THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN!!

Another flying peanut 1 USE

 

 

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!  I’M ACTUALLY SEEING ONE OF THE FLYING PEANUTS!!  IT’S JUST RISING UP INTO THE AIR ALL BY ITSELF!!

 

Another flying peanut 2 USE

 

WHAT’S UP THERE? I DON’T SEE ANYTHING! IF IT’S ALIENS, I CAN’T SEE THEM…I CAN SORT OF HEAR NOISE…LIKE PEOPLE CHEERING AT A BASEBALL GAME.  I CAN SMELL HOT DOGS, POPCORN….IN FACT I THINK I SEE HOT DOGS AND POPCORN FLYING UP INTO THE SKY! SOMEWHERE UP IN THE UNIVERSE THERE’S OBVIOUSLY A BALLGAME GOING ON AND THEY’RE STEALING ALL OF OUR SNACKS!!  THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!

DON’T EAT POPCORN…

I don’t want the whole popcorn industry to come down on my head, but I just have to say this…don’t eat popcorn. For some reason I’ve been eating a lot more popcorn lately…and I haven’t taken any photos lately…

My dog has turned into a popcorn addict, ( I really do try not to let him get any). Could there be a direct link between eating popcorn and losing your creative urge? I have been writing a LOT lately…my heroine is getting a lot done…so there is that, but my camera is sulking.

I spend a lot of my time thinking about which popcorn to buy and how much fat is in it…does it have as many calories as a candy bar?  I sit around trying to decide if I should have cheese on my popcorn for lunch.

I need to be careful…I once went through a phase of eating a lot of those hard little candies called “jolly ranchers”…they are shaped just like my earplugs…one night I woke up and had taken an earplug out of my ear and was getting ready to put it into my mouth…as my daughter would say..true story…I really did that.

So this is my reason for not posting many pictures lately…