WHAT’S THIS I HEAR???

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

WHAT’S THIS EYE EAR?…..( Get it?  I hear?  In my picture….Eye…Ear…moving on…).  Zannyro is considering doing another production of Shakespeare’s work….I am petitioning her for a role in this production but she has been ignoring me…she says she has to eat lunch first.  Then there will be a swimsuit competition…a talent competition and then a gown competition.

First of all….I don’t own a swimsuit…I swim in the nude.

Secondly……My only talents are  eating flowers, jumping out in front of cars and occasionally playing the harp.  Which to choose?

Thirdly……..I’m a MALE…I don’t own a GOWN!!!!  I shall shop in the woods for the perfect leaf to wear…..you figure that one out.

SEE…THINGS GOT INTERESTING…

WELL, LOOKIT THERE A CUTE LITTLE CHIPMUNK...TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON ME.
WELL, LOOKIT THERE A CUTE LITTLE CHIPMUNK…TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON ME.
IT'S OK, COME A LITTLE CLOSER, MR. CHIPMUNK..
IT’S OK, COME A LITTLE CLOSER, MR. CHIPMUNK..
THAT'S RIGHT...A LITTLE CLOSER IS FINE...
THAT’S RIGHT…A LITTLE CLOSER IS FINE…
HA!  FOOLED YOU DIDN'T I??  HERE I COME!
HA! FOOLED YOU DIDN’T I?? HERE I COME!
COME HERE YOU LITTLE VARMINT!!
COME HERE YOU LITTLE VARMINT!!
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY FAVORITE WRESTLING HOLD??
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY FAVORITE WRESTLING HOLD??
WA-HA!!!  I'M GONNA GETCHA!!
WA-HA!!! I’M GONNA GETCHA!!
LOOK OUT BELOW!!
LOOK OUT BELOW!!

 

 

DON’T WORRY…MR. CHIPMUNK DID’T GET ANY BITES…HE CAME BACK FOR MORE LATER!