WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?…

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As I look at this shot from a month or two back, I wonder…what were they thinking? Were they standing guard..”You guys look to the right, we’ll look to the left…you in the back, look where ever you want to?”

Were they watching for saltine crackers to be thrown joyously into the air by some clueless tourist?

Were they looking for an empty beach chair or beach towel on which they could recline?

Were they in actuality, lifeguard seagulls?

Is it possible that they were just simply waiting for a taxi?

I think that they were actually waiting for a pizza delivery…but that’s only my opinion.

I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE NINJA SNOW SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!

WHY IS THIS DEER RUNNING???

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BECAUSE HE SAW A DISTURBANCE IN THE SNOW THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL WHO BEHOLD IT….

IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!
IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!

I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE NINJA SQUIRRELS WERE ACTIVE IN THE WINTER TIME! I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH ALL OF MY DEFENSES DOWN. AFTER I SAW THE DEER RUNNING AND REALIZED WHY, I GOT OUT MY COMBAT BINOCULARS AND BEGAN TO SCAN THE PERIMETER…WHAT I SAW SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE!!!

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THE ENEMY HAD BEEN USING IT’S UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND I HADN’T EVEN BEEN AWARE THAT THEY EXISTED!!!

GASP!!  ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME???

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AT TIMES I WOULD SEE NOTHING AND THEN SUDDENLY….THE SNOW WOULD START TO RISE UP AND A NINJA WOULD BURST FROM THE SNOW…
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BEHOLD THE BREACHING NINJA SQUIRREL…..THEIR BEHAVIOR IS SOMETHING AKIN TO THE BREACHING OF A WHALE AS IT REACHES THE SURFACE…THE IMPRESSIVE SITE CAN HYPNOTIZE A PERSON, SO YOU MUST LOOK AWAY QUICKLY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU SEE ANY SIGN AT ALL OF AN IMPENDING BREACH.Cute squirrel in snow B

DO NOT LOOK BACK AS YOU RUN…BUT IF YOU DO…AND YOU SEE A NINJA SQUIRREL PRAYING, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS A SAINTLY NINJA SQUIRREL…HE IS JUST PRAYING FOR STRENGTH IN THE COMING BATTLE.

[caption id="attachment_5923" align="aligncenter" width="950"]Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob  Zannyro of all her chocolate. Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob
Zannyro of all her chocolate.

I AM OFF TO GATHER MY TROOPS…MAX THE DOG AND OLIVER THE CAT WILL HAVE TO BE SNAPPED INTO THEIR BATTLE ARMOR…I MYSELF WILL BE ONCE AGAIN CRAWLING UNDER THE BED WITH A HEALTHY SUPPLY OF OLIVES, CAPERS, CHOCOLATE, PUDDING, CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, BACON, BANANAS, GRAPES, CHOCOLATE, RAISONS…BUT NOT TOO MANY RAISONS….AND CLUB SODA.

NO SNOW MOTEL…

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It doesn’t have running water, but it is free to stay there…I’m not sure how many deer we can cram in there, but I’m thinking about fifty, (just kidding). Seeing that we’re supposed to get 150 inches of snow tonight and 500 inches tomorrow, (once again, just kidding). I thought that I’d open up the shed for any animals looking to get off the road and ride out the storm in comfort. If they want to watch TV or forgot their toothbrush, there WILL be a charge for that……OH! And any pizza delivery is an extra $1.

Stay safe everybody!!