WHERE DID ALL THIS SNOW COME FROM?…

Two doe (1 of 1)

We’re actually having a winter this year…lucky for me because the deer have begun to pass closer to the house. They’re smelling the alluring scent of birdseed with a side of corn. I’ve actually considered building a drive thru window onto the house…then the deer can just come up to the window, place their order and leave happy. I would definitely add a happy meal toy to their bag of sunflower seeds or whatever it is they ordered, you want to keep your customers coming back.

Hmmmmm…this would mean that I would have to wear some kind of uniform when I worked at the window…I’d need to look professional after all. I’m thinking a pink tutu and the REALLY awesome cowgirl boots I bought in Montana. I know the deer wouldn’t see that part of my uniform but I could stick my leg out the window every now and then to show them my boots.

See you all later, I’m off to cut a hole in the side of the house for the ordering window and I need to get it done before hubby gets home.

HMMMMMMM…THE TUTU’S NOT WORKING.

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WHY DOES THIS DOG NOT HAVE A SMILE ON IT’S FACE?
IT’S WEARING A PINK TUTU…ALL SHOULD BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING A BLUE ONE?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING TWO TUTU’S?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING A MOTORCYCLE JACKET?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING THE TUTU AND BE IN PARIS?
I THINK IT’S THAT LAST THING…I THINK IT WANTS TO BE IN PARIS WEARING THE TUTU AND RIDING THE ELEVATOR TO THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.
A DOG IN A TUTU SHOULDN’T MAKE ME THINK THIS MUCH…