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THE SQUIGGY REPORT…LIVE’ISH FROM SQRL…THE IMAGINATION STATION.
THIS IS AN APPROXIMATELY UP-TO-DATE REPORT FROM ME, SQUIGGY…YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT IS THE NEWS AND LOTS OF STUFF THAT ISN’T NEWS.
FRESH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A RELIABLE SOURCE…(WELL ACTUALLY I HEARD IT YESTERDAY…FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND)..IS THIS SHOCKING NEWS…
A LARGE QUANTITY OF PEANUTS DISAPPEARED FROM THE POPULAR, BUT HIGHLY OVER-RATED FEEDING STATION, “ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH.”
WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A STEADY STREAM OF TUFTED TITMICE, (YES..THAT IS A TYPE OF REAL BIRD), RAIDING THE PEANUT SUPPLY HOUSE. OUR WITNESSES SAW THE GANG OF TITMICE FLY TO THE WOODS AND THEN, AND I QUOTE, “THEY WERE GONE.”
THIS KIND OF MADNESS MUST BE STOPPED. SEVERAL BLUE JAYS WERE REPORTED TO HAVE GONE TO BED HUNGRY THAT NIGHT AND ONE WOODPECKER HAD TO RESORT TO LOOKING FOR INSECTS TO EAT IN THE TREE BARK… WHERE IT NORMALLY WOULD.
I WOULD REPORT ON THE WEATHER, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ME…IT’S BEEN SNOWING…SO WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THAT MASTER OF TAP DANCE, PEACHES THE PINE SQUIRREL, WILL BE PERFORMING AT ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH…WE JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN…SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS EARLY!
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS…THERE MAY BE SOME,BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
NO ONE WAS HURT…BUT OH THE DRAMA!
IF YOU’RE A CHIPMUNK, YOU DON’T KNOW FEAR…AND YOU NEVER GIVE UP…
LOOKS LIKE THE CHIPMUNK LOST, DOESN’T IT??
THINK AGAIN, MY FRIEND, THINK AGAIN…
CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!
THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING A LOT LATELY AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SIMPLY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
THE LITTLE PINE SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TEACH THE PEANUTS HOW TO DO A “DIVE” OFF OF THE FEEDING PLATFORM. THIS SEEMS PRETTY FUTILE AS THE PEANUTS SHOW NO INTEREST AT ALL IN LEARNING HOW TO DO THIS…THEY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO…
LIKE SAYING GOODBYE TO THEIR LOVED ONES, ETC. BEFORE THEY ARE SNATCHED UP BY THE BLUE JAYS.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS IMAGE, FOR THE MOST PART THE PEANUTS ARE HUDDLED TOGETHER SAYING, “SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE”, AS THE BLUE JAY APPROACHES…THE PINE SQUIRREL IS FOCUSED ON USING THE CORRECT DIVING FORM, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANDING STRIP. THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO PERMANENT SKID MARKS ON THE BACK OF THE SQUIRREL AND LIFE LONG TRAUMA FOR THE PEANUTS, FROM WITNESSING SUCH AN EVENT.
I USE THE TERM “LIFE LONG” LOOSELY. OBVIOUSLY THE PEANUTS HAVE ONLY MERE MOMENTS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, SO DON’T FEEL TOO BADLY FOR THEM.
ZIPPY STRIKES AGAIN….WELL, HE’S REALLY JUST EATING A PEANUT…
See He’s just eating a peanut…..I just ate ten peanuts..
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 