DON’T EAT POPCORN…

I don’t want the whole popcorn industry to come down on my head, but I just have to say this…don’t eat popcorn. For some reason I’ve been eating a lot more popcorn lately…and I haven’t taken any photos lately…

My dog has turned into a popcorn addict, ( I really do try not to let him get any). Could there be a direct link between eating popcorn and losing your creative urge? I have been writing a LOT lately…my heroine is getting a lot done…so there is that, but my camera is sulking.

I spend a lot of my time thinking about which popcorn to buy and how much fat is in it…does it have as many calories as a candy bar?  I sit around trying to decide if I should have cheese on my popcorn for lunch.

I need to be careful…I once went through a phase of eating a lot of those hard little candies called “jolly ranchers”…they are shaped just like my earplugs…one night I woke up and had taken an earplug out of my ear and was getting ready to put it into my mouth…as my daughter would say..true story…I really did that.

So this is my reason for not posting many pictures lately…

 

COULD I? …

If my paws were just longer. (1 of 1)

 

 

I WONDER IF I COULD CARRY TWO OF THESE AT ONE TIME?

IF I WAS A KANGAROO I BET I COULD…I COULD PUT A WHOLE BUNCH IN MY POUCH

IF I WAS A MONKEY, I KNOW I COULD…I COULD USE MY TAIL TO CARRY A COUPLE EXTRA PEANUTS

IF I WAS A CAT, WELL, I COULDN’T

IF I WAS A DOG, WELL, I COULDN’T

IF I WAS AN ELEPHANT, I KNOW I COULD…I COULD PACK MY TRUNK AND BE HAPPY FOREVER…