LIAR, LIAR.

3586 I want up there SO bad! (39 of 1)

I admit it…I eavesdropped on another animal conversation, or perhaps I just imagined it. So I’ll translate what was “said”, or use my mind reading abilities as best I can.

In this first photo, I just missed capturing a picture of the little guys lips moving. Let’s begin reviewing the conversation..

“What’s up there? What is it? I smell peanuts, I’m sure of it…HEY! Don’t pretend you can’t see me down here.”

3522 I bet I could climb up this (39 of 1)

“Well that just does it. I’m coming up, I’m going to find a way up there and then we’ll just see what you’re hogging for yourself.”

3548 Want some help shorty? (39 of 1)

The bigger raccoon finally had something to say.

“Don’t you come up here, there’s nothing up here. I’m just tidying up this bowl thingy, it looked dirty.”

3526 Well look at you, trying to climb up here like a big boy (39 of 1)

“Well, if it’s just dirty, why do I smell peanuts on your breath?”

3549 You can do it! Grab my paw. (39 of 1)

Big raccoon started to get aggravated. “I smell like peanuts because I just ate a peanut flavored breath mint. Now get back down there!”

3528 Oooh, I'm slipping! (39 of 1)

The little raccoon begged to differ. “I just saw peanut shells stuck to your nose, I AM coming up!” As you can see, the big bandit was trying to impede his progress.

3536 Now be careful, you push me out! (39 of 1)

A little snarling was followed by ungraciousness. “You only think you made it up here, anything can happen.”

3540 Watch out for that first step (39 of 1)

Two seconds later, the big raccoon spoke right to me.  “I did NOT push him off, he slipped.”

I didn’t buy this version of events, right after making such a ludicrous statement, the big raccoon smiled at me and stuck a peanut in it’s mouth.

 

THE SQUIGGY REPORT…LIVE’ISH FROM SQRL…THE IMAGINATION STATION.

squiggy the reporter with lots of snow

 

THIS IS AN APPROXIMATELY UP-TO-DATE REPORT FROM ME, SQUIGGY…YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT IS THE NEWS AND LOTS OF STUFF THAT ISN’T NEWS.

FRESH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A RELIABLE SOURCE…(WELL ACTUALLY I HEARD IT YESTERDAY…FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND)..IS THIS SHOCKING NEWS…

A LARGE QUANTITY OF PEANUTS DISAPPEARED FROM THE POPULAR, BUT HIGHLY OVER-RATED FEEDING STATION, “ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH.”

WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A STEADY STREAM OF TUFTED TITMICE, (YES..THAT IS A TYPE OF REAL BIRD), RAIDING THE PEANUT SUPPLY HOUSE.  OUR WITNESSES SAW THE GANG OF TITMICE FLY TO THE WOODS AND THEN, AND I QUOTE, “THEY WERE GONE.”

THIS KIND OF MADNESS MUST BE STOPPED. SEVERAL BLUE JAYS WERE REPORTED TO HAVE GONE TO BED HUNGRY THAT NIGHT AND ONE WOODPECKER HAD TO RESORT TO LOOKING FOR INSECTS TO EAT IN THE TREE BARK… WHERE IT NORMALLY WOULD.

I WOULD REPORT ON THE WEATHER, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ME…IT’S BEEN SNOWING…SO WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THAT MASTER OF TAP DANCE, PEACHES THE PINE SQUIRREL, WILL BE PERFORMING AT ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH…WE JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN…SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS EARLY!

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS…THERE MAY BE SOME,BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

 

NOW THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS…

2728 Blue Jay Study 3

 

 

 

IN MY PREVIOUS POSTS I SHARED THE STRANGE PHENOMENON OF FLOATING, FLYING PEANUTS.

WELL, NOW I’M GETTING MORE THAN A LITTLE CONCERNED. IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE HEADS ON THESE TWO BLUE JAYS HAVE FLOATED AWAY!!!!   HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEY’RE STILL FLYING?? I’M GOING TO THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW TO FIND SOME DUCT TAPE.  I’M GOING TO TAPE MY HEAD ON.

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, RIGHT?

THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN!!

Another flying peanut 1 USE

 

 

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!  I’M ACTUALLY SEEING ONE OF THE FLYING PEANUTS!!  IT’S JUST RISING UP INTO THE AIR ALL BY ITSELF!!

 

Another flying peanut 2 USE

 

WHAT’S UP THERE? I DON’T SEE ANYTHING! IF IT’S ALIENS, I CAN’T SEE THEM…I CAN SORT OF HEAR NOISE…LIKE PEOPLE CHEERING AT A BASEBALL GAME.  I CAN SMELL HOT DOGS, POPCORN….IN FACT I THINK I SEE HOT DOGS AND POPCORN FLYING UP INTO THE SKY! SOMEWHERE UP IN THE UNIVERSE THERE’S OBVIOUSLY A BALLGAME GOING ON AND THEY’RE STEALING ALL OF OUR SNACKS!!  THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!

CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!

the intended target (1 of 1)

 

 

THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING A LOT LATELY AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SIMPLY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 

THE LITTLE PINE SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TEACH THE PEANUTS HOW TO DO A “DIVE” OFF OF THE FEEDING PLATFORM. THIS SEEMS PRETTY FUTILE AS THE PEANUTS SHOW NO INTEREST AT ALL IN LEARNING HOW TO DO THIS…THEY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO…

LIKE SAYING GOODBYE TO THEIR LOVED ONES, ETC. BEFORE THEY ARE SNATCHED UP BY THE BLUE JAYS.

AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS IMAGE, FOR THE MOST PART THE PEANUTS ARE HUDDLED TOGETHER SAYING, “SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE”, AS THE  BLUE JAY APPROACHES…THE PINE SQUIRREL IS FOCUSED ON USING THE CORRECT DIVING FORM, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANDING STRIP. THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO PERMANENT SKID MARKS ON THE BACK OF THE SQUIRREL AND LIFE LONG TRAUMA FOR THE PEANUTS, FROM WITNESSING SUCH AN EVENT. 

I USE THE TERM “LIFE LONG” LOOSELY.  OBVIOUSLY THE PEANUTS HAVE ONLY MERE MOMENTS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, SO DON’T FEEL TOO BADLY FOR THEM.