CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I wasn’t even making an effort and I found another Royal. THIS time I was able to get a name, may I introduce King Teddy! He seems mild of manner and intelligent, but that remains to be seen. You should never decide who someone is on meeting them for the first time.
I asked King Teddy if he knew the name of the Squirrel King and he told me the squirrel in question is King Lear, King of the Squirrels. How UNBELIEVABLE!
AFTER OLIVER GOT DONE WRESTLING WITH THE PRACTICE TIGER AND THE MOUSE AND THE DOG, HE WAS KIND OF TIRED. HE WAS GETTING READY FOR A SNOOZE IN THE SUN WHEN I NOTICED THE EYES BEHIND HIM…AND THEN I NOTICED HIS EYES…AND THEN I JUST FREAKED OUT!
IT WAS A WHOLE LOT LESS STRESSFUL UP ON THE SPACESHIP TAKING ALL THOSE TESTS…YOU HAVE TO READ A FEW POSTS BACK TO KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY TOLD ME THAT I SCORED 1,700 OUT OF 2 ON MY TESTS. I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD SCORE BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME THIS REALLY COOL TATTOO.
I DON’T READ ALIEN WORDS REAL WELL…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A STRING OF LETTERS….
THESE ARE THE LETTERS….M…O…R…O…N… I KNOW THAT’S SHORT FOR SOMETHING.
MAYBE “MOST ORIGINAL ROUTE OF NEURONS”…
MAYBE “MAGNIFICENT ORATOR ,..RADIANT NARCISSIST.”
SORRY, I STARTED OUT TALKING ABOUT OLIVER, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.
OLIVER HEARD ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN LION SPOTTED IN THE AREA AND IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO PRACTICE HIS WRESTLING MOVES. SO FAR, HE HASN’T HAD A CHANCE TO USE HIS TECHNIQUE ON THE MOUNTAIN LION, BUT I THINK HE’S IN THE DEN USING THEM ON A MOUSE. THAT OR HE’S TORMENTING THE DOG AGAIN.