LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!
IS IT THE WORLD’S BIGGEST DIAMOND??
IS IT MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT??
IS IT A METEOR HEADED FOR EARTH FROM THE PLANET DIAMONDENORAMUS?
No. It’s a giant paperweight that belonged to my father-in-law. It stands 3 1/2 inches tall with a diameter of 3 1/2 inches.
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 