This is my new workout routine….just like this little Prairie dog…I will get up, stretch and eat…what do they eat?
I need to do more research…I’m pretty sure that they don’t eat chocolate…their little hearts would go pitty-pat,pitty-pat,
PITTY-PAT!
Perhaps they eat french fries and banana splits…or maybe green eggs and ham. I’m sure that there’s a slim chance that they have an ice cream cone once in a while. I shall stretch and then find a video to watch that will teach me all about the diet of the Prairie dog…then I will take a nap.
Can you tell that I’m not very motivated today? If I was motivated I would watch the birds at the bird-feeder and study flying…then I would flap my arms a lot, run around in the backyard and see if anything happened.
Yes…today is National Tired Flamingo Day…..Not really, but it feels like it should be.
This image is not sharp, just like myself and any tired Flamingo that you might meet…
There will be no dancing today in Flamingo Land…some traditions must be upheld and adhered to.
So…No dancing on Tired Flamingo Day…
No chewing of bubble gum by any registered Flamingo is permitted…
No eating of shrimp pie…
No eating of shrimp ice cream…unless you’re really desperate…
No singing of any Flamingo rap…
No wearing of pink Flamingo hosiery…
Sorry…I don’t make the rules…
Now this is an example of monkey gone wild. Such behavior!! When I saw this I was personally offended…and then I got to thinking..
As far as the assault taking place in this image…I want to know where the monkey police were when this crime took place…
Were they out having a banana break? Were they out taking pony rides? Were they throwing unmentionable monkey debris at the tourists that were visiting the zoo?
Whatever the reason, I feel that the offending monkey police officers should have their badges taken away from them and they should be made to work the stroller rental booth.
As far as the obviously overly aggressive monkey…well!…That monkey needs to wear a little sign for one week that says, “I am a naughty monkey…do not blow me kisses or call me ‘cutie’ or tickle my chin. I am on monkey probation and these things are forbidden.”
As far as the “victim monkey”…I think that this little monkey should get a free manicure and pedicure. I think that the monkey should get to ride on the carousel horses as many times as it wants. I think that it should get to play with the penguins and hang out in the bat cave with the bats. I think it should be able to press its face up against the glass in the lion viewing area and even lick the glass if it wants to. I think it should get a free t-shirt that says, “I am a good little monkey…you may blow me kisses, have your picture taken with me and you can buy me ice cream…you may even peel me a grape.”
I’m not sure that all of the above would fit on a t-shirt, but I think the monkey deserves a t-shirt to wear when he’s with the other mean monkey later on……even if it just says, “I’m with stupid” on it.
LIKE I SAID…I MIGHT JUST HAVE A SNACK…I THOUGHT I’D START WITH PEANUTS…AND THEN MAYBE I’LL HAVE A LITTLE ICE CREAM AND MAYBE A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT I’LL HAVE A LITTLE CHOCOLATE…AND THEN MAYBE AFTER THAT I MIGHT RUN DOWN ZANNYRO’S FIREPLACE AND SEE IF SHE HAS ANY OF THOSE YUMMY LITTLE DRIED, SLIGHTLY SALTED PEAS…THEY ARE SO YUMMY!!
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 