(INTO THE WOODS AND BEYOND!)
Every once in a while, I need a little “Florida fix.” I pretend I’m there, staring at the little lone palm tree…wondering if it sweats when the days get so hot. Do palm trees sweat? I’m without chocolate…can you tell? I guess i’ll just have to go eat some………FRUIT!! What is the world coming to?
My given name’s Sophia,
And I wouldn’t wanna be ‘ya
Cause I’m happy as a clam
Just being who I am.
I’ve got a cozy little burrow
And a friend who’s NOT a squirrel.
So there’s nothing that I need
Well…perhaps some fruit and seed
And on reflection I say, “know what?”
I would accept a donut.
THAT ONE THERE ON THE RIGHT…THAT’S IT…EAT THAT ONE! THAT’S MY FAVORITE KIND…IT’S NUTTY WITH A LITTLE DRIED FRUIT…IT’S JUST AWESOME.
I’D GIVE THIS PLACE , OH….A THREE STAR RATING. THERE’S A HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET THAT PLAYS MUSIC WHILE I’M EATING, SO OF COURSE THE AMBIANCE IS SUPERB. I RATE THAT PLACE AT FOUR STARS.
IF THEY PLAYED MUSIC HERE AND HAD DANCING GIRL SQUIRRELS, THIS PLACE WOULD GET FIVE STARS AND I’D NEVER LEAVE!
