DANCE OF THE FEATHERS…
Tag: Fly
THE SQUIGGY REPORT…LIVE’ISH FROM SQRL…THE IMAGINATION STATION.
THIS IS AN APPROXIMATELY UP-TO-DATE REPORT FROM ME, SQUIGGY…YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT IS THE NEWS AND LOTS OF STUFF THAT ISN’T NEWS.
FRESH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A RELIABLE SOURCE…(WELL ACTUALLY I HEARD IT YESTERDAY…FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND)..IS THIS SHOCKING NEWS…
A LARGE QUANTITY OF PEANUTS DISAPPEARED FROM THE POPULAR, BUT HIGHLY OVER-RATED FEEDING STATION, “ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH.”
WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A STEADY STREAM OF TUFTED TITMICE, (YES..THAT IS A TYPE OF REAL BIRD), RAIDING THE PEANUT SUPPLY HOUSE. OUR WITNESSES SAW THE GANG OF TITMICE FLY TO THE WOODS AND THEN, AND I QUOTE, “THEY WERE GONE.”
THIS KIND OF MADNESS MUST BE STOPPED. SEVERAL BLUE JAYS WERE REPORTED TO HAVE GONE TO BED HUNGRY THAT NIGHT AND ONE WOODPECKER HAD TO RESORT TO LOOKING FOR INSECTS TO EAT IN THE TREE BARK… WHERE IT NORMALLY WOULD.
I WOULD REPORT ON THE WEATHER, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ME…IT’S BEEN SNOWING…SO WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THAT MASTER OF TAP DANCE, PEACHES THE PINE SQUIRREL, WILL BE PERFORMING AT ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH…WE JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN…SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS EARLY!
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS…THERE MAY BE SOME,BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
I AM CHARLIE…
BLUE JAYS… SMART, QUICK, CLEVER, BEAUTIFUL…FREE.
THE “CALL” THAT IS MOST ASSOCIATED WITH THEM, IS LOUD…MENTIONED OFTEN AS A “JEER”. THEY MAKE THEIR PRESENCE AND OPINION KNOWN. THEY USE THIS JEER TO WARN OTHERS IN THEIR FLOCK.
THEY ARE BRAVE…THEY FEAR NO OTHER BIRD, TAKING ON HAWKS THAT ARE FOUR TIMES THEIR SIZE.
THEY SOAR THROUGH THE AIR AND FLY HIGH TOWARD THE HEAVENS.
I ASKED THIS GROUP OF BLUE JAYS WHAT THEIR NAMES WERE…
EACH ONE ANSWERED…”I AM CHARLIE…I AM CHARLIE…I AM CHARLIE…I AM CHARLIE.”
I AM CHARLIE.
THE ANIMAL KINGDOM…OR BIRD KINGDOM…OR WILD KINGDOM…YOU DECIDE.
THE BLUE JAY DECIDES TO RID HIS KINGDOM OF THE RED-TAILED HAWK…
I THINK WE NEED TO SEE A CLOSE-UP OF THIS…
JUST IN CASE A LAWSUIT IS FILED BY THE HAWK.
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DID THE BLUE JAY MAKE CONTACT?
I NOW HAVE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF RESPECT (AND FEAR) FOR BLUE JAYS.
FLYING SQUIRRELS???
WHEN LAST WE MET, PEANUTS WERE STARTING TO FLY OUT OF THE PEANUT PILE…NOW WE HAVE A DIFFERENT PROBLEM…THE SQUIRRELS ARE STARTING TO BE LIFTED INTO THE AIR! I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK TO SEE IF THERE’S SOMETHING UP IN THE SKY…LIKE A BLACK HOLE…OR AN ALIEN WITH A VACUUM.
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 