This is Mozzie, he’s a standard poodle and a happy, happy dog with boundless energy. He belongs to my daughter and he’s devoted to his “mom”.
The robe you see on Mozz is actually his favorite blanket and he’s happy to wear it around the house, using his teeth to pull it back up on his shoulders if it starts to slip down.
Seeing that he loved his royal “robe”, I felt like I needed to contribute a crown for this King of our hearts.
This robe is only one of about four blankets he piles on top of his dog bed in a specific location in her living room. He is a blanket hoarder. You can never leave a blanket unattended, because if you do it becomes the property of Mozzie and he gets upset if your try to reclaim your item.
AFTER OLIVER GOT DONE WRESTLING WITH THE PRACTICE TIGER AND THE MOUSE AND THE DOG, HE WAS KIND OF TIRED. HE WAS GETTING READY FOR A SNOOZE IN THE SUN WHEN I NOTICED THE EYES BEHIND HIM…AND THEN I NOTICED HIS EYES…AND THEN I JUST FREAKED OUT!
IT WAS A WHOLE LOT LESS STRESSFUL UP ON THE SPACESHIP TAKING ALL THOSE TESTS…YOU HAVE TO READ A FEW POSTS BACK TO KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY TOLD ME THAT I SCORED 1,700 OUT OF 2 ON MY TESTS. I GUESS THAT’S A GOOD SCORE BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME THIS REALLY COOL TATTOO.
I DON’T READ ALIEN WORDS REAL WELL…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A STRING OF LETTERS….
THESE ARE THE LETTERS….M…O…R…O…N… I KNOW THAT’S SHORT FOR SOMETHING.
MAYBE “MOST ORIGINAL ROUTE OF NEURONS”…
MAYBE “MAGNIFICENT ORATOR ,..RADIANT NARCISSIST.”
SORRY, I STARTED OUT TALKING ABOUT OLIVER, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.
OLIVER HEARD ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN LION SPOTTED IN THE AREA AND IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO PRACTICE HIS WRESTLING MOVES. SO FAR, HE HASN’T HAD A CHANCE TO USE HIS TECHNIQUE ON THE MOUNTAIN LION, BUT I THINK HE’S IN THE DEN USING THEM ON A MOUSE. THAT OR HE’S TORMENTING THE DOG AGAIN.
OUR DOG MAX IS TOO DARN HARD TO PHOTOGRAPH…HE’S PRETTY MUCH ALL BLACK, BUT HE’S GETTING SOME GRAY…HE’S TWELVE YEARS OLD AFTER ALL. SO THIS IS THE BEST SHOT THAT I COULD GET THE OTHER DAY. THE CRAZY THING IS, I KIND OF LIKE THIS.
WHY DOES THIS DOG NOT HAVE A SMILE ON IT’S FACE?
IT’S WEARING A PINK TUTU…ALL SHOULD BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING A BLUE ONE?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING TWO TUTU’S?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING A MOTORCYCLE JACKET?
WOULD IT RATHER BE WEARING THE TUTU AND BE IN PARIS?
I THINK IT’S THAT LAST THING…I THINK IT WANTS TO BE IN PARIS WEARING THE TUTU AND RIDING THE ELEVATOR TO THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.
A DOG IN A TUTU SHOULDN’T MAKE ME THINK THIS MUCH…