Tag: diet

NO JELLY? NO JAM?

Birds, Squirrel
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY JELLY? IF YOU'VE GOT PEANUTS AND YOU CHEW THEM UP REAL MUSHY, THEN YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE JELLY TO GO WITH IT!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY JELLY? IF YOU’VE GOT PEANUTS AND YOU CHEW THEM UP REAL MUSHY, THEN YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE JELLY TO GO WITH IT!

Once in a while, I’ll come across a resident of the woods who has unusual diet demands. This character is quite the persnickety diner. I’ll put out peanuts and sunflower seeds and of course, that’s just not good enough. I’m asked why I don’t have bananas available.

I might put out a fabulous selection of fruit, and berries…but noooooo, couldn’t the kitchen please whip up some peanut butter cookies?

Another thing that is a source of contention…corn. If I put out cornbread, they would prefer corn fritters. If I put out hard shelled corn, they go on strike…they want little corn chips.

I’m to the point that I don’t care if I lose a customer…I can no longer tolerate such interference with,and manipulation of, my menu.

From now on, it’s my way or the highway……TO ALL MY FURRY AND FEATHERED FRIENDS OUT THERE…STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGHWAY!! I DIDN’T MEAN AN ACTUAL HIGHWAY!!!

STRETCH YOURSELF!!!!

Photography

SLEEPY with watermark

This is my new workout routine….just like this little Prairie dog…I will get up, stretch and eat…what do they eat?
I need to do more research…I’m pretty sure that they don’t eat chocolate…their little hearts would go pitty-pat,pitty-pat,
PITTY-PAT!
Perhaps they eat french fries and banana splits…or maybe green eggs and ham. I’m sure that there’s a slim chance that they have an ice cream cone once in a while. I shall stretch and then find a video to watch that will teach me all about the diet of the Prairie dog…then I will take a nap.
Can you tell that I’m not very motivated today? If I was motivated I would watch the birds at the bird-feeder and study flying…then I would flap my arms a lot, run around in the backyard and see if anything happened.