THE SQUIGGY REPORT…LIVE’ISH FROM SQRL…THE IMAGINATION STATION.

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THIS IS AN APPROXIMATELY UP-TO-DATE REPORT FROM ME, SQUIGGY…YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT IS THE NEWS AND LOTS OF STUFF THAT ISN’T NEWS.

FRESH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A RELIABLE SOURCE…(WELL ACTUALLY I HEARD IT YESTERDAY…FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND)..IS THIS SHOCKING NEWS…

A LARGE QUANTITY OF PEANUTS DISAPPEARED FROM THE POPULAR, BUT HIGHLY OVER-RATED FEEDING STATION, “ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH.”

WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A STEADY STREAM OF TUFTED TITMICE, (YES..THAT IS A TYPE OF REAL BIRD), RAIDING THE PEANUT SUPPLY HOUSE.  OUR WITNESSES SAW THE GANG OF TITMICE FLY TO THE WOODS AND THEN, AND I QUOTE, “THEY WERE GONE.”

THIS KIND OF MADNESS MUST BE STOPPED. SEVERAL BLUE JAYS WERE REPORTED TO HAVE GONE TO BED HUNGRY THAT NIGHT AND ONE WOODPECKER HAD TO RESORT TO LOOKING FOR INSECTS TO EAT IN THE TREE BARK… WHERE IT NORMALLY WOULD.

I WOULD REPORT ON THE WEATHER, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ME…IT’S BEEN SNOWING…SO WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THAT MASTER OF TAP DANCE, PEACHES THE PINE SQUIRREL, WILL BE PERFORMING AT ZANNYRO’S DINE AND DASH…WE JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN…SO MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS EARLY!

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BREAKING NEWS…THERE MAY BE SOME,BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

 

FLUFFY FEATHERS FRANCESCA…

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I WISH I HAD FLUFFY FEATHERS LIKE FRANCESCA.

I WOULD FEEL LIKE I WAS GINGER ROGERS THE DANCER. YOU KNOW, ONE OF FRED ASTAIRES DANCE PARTNERS. PERSONALLY, IN MY OPINION, HIS BEST PARTNER.

BUT I DIGRESS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOVIE IT WAS, BUT GINGER WORE A DRESS THAT WAS WHITE AND VERY FEATHERY. I LOVED IT! 

WHY DO YOU ASK, DID I NOT NAME THIS BIRD GINGER IF IT REMINDED ME OF HER SO MUCH….BECAUSE GINGER DOESN’T START WITH AN “F”…LIKE FLUFFY FEATHERS.

THIS IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY???

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Yes…today is National Tired Flamingo Day…..Not really, but it feels like it should be.
This image is not sharp, just like myself and any tired Flamingo that you might meet…
There will be no dancing today in Flamingo Land…some traditions must be upheld and adhered to.
So…No dancing on Tired Flamingo Day…
No chewing of bubble gum by any registered Flamingo is permitted…
No eating of shrimp pie…
No eating of shrimp ice cream…unless you’re really desperate…
No singing of any Flamingo rap…
No wearing of pink Flamingo hosiery…
Sorry…I don’t make the rules…