I’m glad that I’m a cow,
Not a cat or fish, not now.
Though if I could say bow-wow,
and there was a way somehow
I’d be a dog.
You thought that was going to rhyme didn’t you? You should know by now that you can’t trust me.
Tag: cow
Cheez and Krackers
I looked out back yesterday and I saw these two characters sitting in the sun so I went down to investigate.
I asked them why they were wearing camouflage outfits and they told me they had heard it was hunting season.
I explained that, at this time, it’s illegal to hunt cows and monkeys.
They didn’t believe me and told me that I was going to attract hunters, big game hunters and asked me to leave.
I’m extremely offended right now and am going on a diet.
MOOOOOOOORE COWS…
BEHOLD THESE ADORABLE CALVES…
TWO OF THEM WERE INTERESTED IN WHO AND WHAT I WAS…ONE COULD HAVE CARED LESS.
I GET THE SAME TREATMENT FROM A COUPLE OF MY RELATIVES.
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…
I’M A LEADING COW AUTHORITY ON WORLD EVENTS.
IN MY LEARNED OPINION….ALL COWS SHOULD GET ALONG…EVEN IF YOU’RE A COW WITH SPOTS..OR A DIFFERENT SOUNDING MOO.
ALL COWS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY AND NON-VIOLENT…
ALL COWS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.
ALL COWS SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME GRAZING, AND LESS TIME SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT OTHER COWS.
ALL COWS SHOULD STOP RIOTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.
ALL COWS SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC AND SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK AND TAKING “SELFIES”.
RULES TO LIVE BY…BY A COW.
WHAT’S UP WITH THE BROWN COW?
“HOW NOW
BROWN COW….”
I think I need to google this expression…I have no idea what it means.
I’ve decided that cows are inscrutable…I’m never going to figure out what goes on in their minds.
OH! Now I know what it means!! A fellow blogger helped me out…it was used for elocution lessons…you know… how to speak well.
It also was and is used as an expression which would translate into “what’s new…what’s going on…what’s up?….
The MOST modern version would be…”S’UP?” Elocution..0 Slang..1
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 