I SMELL A DOCUMENTARY…PURELY UNSCIENTIFIC OF COURSE…

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Once again, I introduce you to our friend, the Cardinal.
Can you imagine doing this over and over and over? I mean…think about it…they’re like Olympians…they’ve got the cool outfit and amazing athletic ability. I never thought about it before, but do you suppose there are different levels of ability with birds?
Are there Gold Medal level birds?
Are there Silver Medal level birds?
Are there Bronze Medal level birds?
Are there birds who just fly along with average level bird abilities?

Somewhere out in the woods there might be a huge bird arena, with enough branches to seat 10,000 birds. Maybe on Saturdays in the summer they gather on the branches and watch the really excellent birds compete for prizes. Traffic must be a nightmare when the event’s over.

Unless there are police birds who direct bird traffic. I wonder if they blow a whistle when they’re directing traffic?

WHAT’S THIS I HEAR???

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WHAT’S THIS EYE EAR?…..( Get it?  I hear?  In my picture….Eye…Ear…moving on…).  Zannyro is considering doing another production of Shakespeare’s work….I am petitioning her for a role in this production but she has been ignoring me…she says she has to eat lunch first.  Then there will be a swimsuit competition…a talent competition and then a gown competition.

First of all….I don’t own a swimsuit…I swim in the nude.

Secondly……My only talents are  eating flowers, jumping out in front of cars and occasionally playing the harp.  Which to choose?

Thirdly……..I’m a MALE…I don’t own a GOWN!!!!  I shall shop in the woods for the perfect leaf to wear…..you figure that one out.