FLYING PEANUTS!!!

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I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW I WOULD FEEL IF MY FOOD STARTED FLYING AWAY!  DO YOU SEE THE PEANUTS JUST TO THE RIGHT OF MR. SQUIRREL?  THEY’RE ACTUALLY RISING UP INTO THE AIR!!!  LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO HOLD THE OTHER ONES DOWN!!  I’M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM…IF ALL OF THOSE  START RISING UP, HE’S GOING TO GET CARRIED AWAY ON A FLYING CARPET OF PEANUTS!!

FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW, IT MIGHT BE A PRETTY COOL THING…HE WOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY…HE WOULD BE MYTHICAL…HE COULD PROBABLY GET HIS OWN REALITY TV SHOW… BUT THEN, HIS MARRIAGE WOULD PROBABLY FALL APART AND HIS CHILDREN WOULD SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME HANGING WITH THE WRONG CROWD AT CLUBS.   

RUN AWAY FROM THE PEANUTS LITTLE MAN!!  RUN AWAY!!  IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!!