I thought I heard a little voice calling to me from outside, so I put down the sequins, (don’t ask) and went to investigate.
“Hello?” I called from the window.
“Hello.” The words came from a little chipmunk sitting in a clay pot. “If you wouldn’t mind, could you please fill this bowl? Birdseed would be good, but I have a hankering for a cheeseburger if you have one in your pocket.”
I always thought a conversation with an animal from the woods would be a lot more inspirational.
This is my complaint…
I think zannyro is putting something in the bird seeds that…well…gives me gas.
I’m belching all the time, but at least I cover my mouth…the problem is when I’m trying to shove corn and seeds in my mouth and belch, everything comes flying out and I have to start all over.
That’s why I’m complaining.
SEE…THESE SQUIRRELS AND CHIPMUNKS ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION BACK AND FORTH…SOMETIMES THEY ANSWER EACH OTHER AS IN THE FIRST TWO IMAGES AND SOMETIMES THEY JUST TELL US WHAT THEY ARE THINKING…
ahem…”ON WITH THE SHOW…THIS IS IT)…Looney Tunes
“WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN
IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR IN RAIN? “- William Shakespeare.
AND THEN THIS NEXT GUY ANSWERS HIM………….”WHEN THE HURLYBURLY’S DONE,
WHEN THE BATTLE’S LOST AND WON”.- William Shakespeare.
SO THEN THIS GUY THINKS THAT HIS HANDS SMELL FROM EATING TOO MANY PEANUTS AND HE SAYS…
“ALL THE PERFUMES OF ARABIA, WILL NOT SWEETEN THIS LITTLE HAND”- William Shakespeare.
THEN THIS GUY GIVES US SOME BAD ADVICE…
“LOOK LIKE THE INNOCENT FLOWER, BUT BE THE EVIL SERPENT UNDER ‘t”.- William Sharkespeare
THIS GUY IS TALKING TO ANOTHER SQUIRREL, WHO WE WILL MEET IN A MINUTE…THIS GUY HAS AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR THE SQUIRREL WE WILL MEET SOON…HE SAYS…(His lips were moving a minute ago, but now they’re not…I tell you I saw and heard him say this!)
“OUT, DAMNED SPOT! OUT, I SAY!” – William Shakespeare.
WELL THIS MUST BE THE GUY HE WAS TALKING TOO…SPOT…AND I AGREE…HE MUST GET OUT!
AND THEN ‘SPOT’ HAS HIS SAY…
” THIS CASTLE HATH A PLEASANT SEAT, THE AIR
NIMBLY AND SWEETLY RECOMMENDS ITSELF
UNTO OUR GENTLE SENSES.” – William Shakespeare.
BUT THEN THERE IS FEAR IN THE REALM…AND THIS GUY SAYS…
“SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.” – William Shakespeare.
COMING SOON…”THE TAMING OF THE SHREW”…..IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TOLERATE ANY MORE SILLINESS.!