Tag: chicken

WORD FOR THE DAY…CATNIPSCIOUS.

Cat, Photography

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Catnipcious is a real thing. (No it isn’t.)

It is described as a condition wherein a cat has ingested so much catnip, that it goes into a state of acute consciousness. In this hyper aware state, it has been reported, some cats have attempted to hypnotize their owners. If successful, the car keys have been taken and a cat joyride ends in multiple arrests.

Guess where the owner spends the night? In a jail cell, still hypnotized and acting like a chicken flapping it’s wings. 

Catnipcious…one of the most frightening conditions known to man.

 

PROJECT SUNSHINE…

Animal, Photography

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TWO DAYS OF SUNSHINE…TWO WEEKS OF RAIN, OUR WEATHER JUST KEEPS ON CYCLING THIS WAY.  I THINK THAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DEVELOP THE “SAD” CONDITION. 

PEOPLE USUALLY GET THIS CONDITION IN THE WINTER, DUE TO LACK OF SUN. THEY GET DEPRESSED…THEY EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE…THEY CURSE THE WEATHER REPORTERS. (IT’S REALLY NOT THEIR FAULT, BUT WE NEED TO BLAME SOMEBODY!)

TO PREVENT BECOMING INFECTED WITH THIS CONDITION ,I’M GOING TO START LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE EVERY SO OFTEN BECAUSE IT’S YELLOW AND CHEERY AND BECAUSE THE CHICKS ARE JUST SO DARN CUTE!

A PERSONAL INVITATION…

Aliens, sunbeams

Capturing the light completed done (1 of 1)

 

 

LOOK!!  I HAD MY HOST AND HOSTESS SEND DOWN ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE COOL SUNBEAMS…ANY OF YOU THAT WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME ON THE SPACE SHIP, CAN JUST DO A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE IN THE SUNBEAMS AND THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO TRANSPORT YOU HERE.  THE TESTING IS DUE TO START IN FIVE MINUTES, SO YOU NEED TO HURRY. THEY’RE SO NICE…THEY GAVE ME A LITTLE SNACK TO “MAKE ME HAPPY” BEFORE THE TESTING…TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.