I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE NINJA SNOW SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!

WHY IS THIS DEER RUNNING???

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BECAUSE HE SAW A DISTURBANCE IN THE SNOW THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL WHO BEHOLD IT….

IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!
IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!

I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE NINJA SQUIRRELS WERE ACTIVE IN THE WINTER TIME! I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH ALL OF MY DEFENSES DOWN. AFTER I SAW THE DEER RUNNING AND REALIZED WHY, I GOT OUT MY COMBAT BINOCULARS AND BEGAN TO SCAN THE PERIMETER…WHAT I SAW SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE!!!

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THE ENEMY HAD BEEN USING IT’S UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND I HADN’T EVEN BEEN AWARE THAT THEY EXISTED!!!

GASP!!  ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME???

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AT TIMES I WOULD SEE NOTHING AND THEN SUDDENLY….THE SNOW WOULD START TO RISE UP AND A NINJA WOULD BURST FROM THE SNOW…
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BEHOLD THE BREACHING NINJA SQUIRREL…..THEIR BEHAVIOR IS SOMETHING AKIN TO THE BREACHING OF A WHALE AS IT REACHES THE SURFACE…THE IMPRESSIVE SITE CAN HYPNOTIZE A PERSON, SO YOU MUST LOOK AWAY QUICKLY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU SEE ANY SIGN AT ALL OF AN IMPENDING BREACH.Cute squirrel in snow B

DO NOT LOOK BACK AS YOU RUN…BUT IF YOU DO…AND YOU SEE A NINJA SQUIRREL PRAYING, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS A SAINTLY NINJA SQUIRREL…HE IS JUST PRAYING FOR STRENGTH IN THE COMING BATTLE.

[caption id="attachment_5923" align="aligncenter" width="950"]Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob  Zannyro of all her chocolate. Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob
Zannyro of all her chocolate.

I AM OFF TO GATHER MY TROOPS…MAX THE DOG AND OLIVER THE CAT WILL HAVE TO BE SNAPPED INTO THEIR BATTLE ARMOR…I MYSELF WILL BE ONCE AGAIN CRAWLING UNDER THE BED WITH A HEALTHY SUPPLY OF OLIVES, CAPERS, CHOCOLATE, PUDDING, CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, BACON, BANANAS, GRAPES, CHOCOLATE, RAISONS…BUT NOT TOO MANY RAISONS….AND CLUB SODA.

DON’T EAT POPCORN…

I don’t want the whole popcorn industry to come down on my head, but I just have to say this…don’t eat popcorn. For some reason I’ve been eating a lot more popcorn lately…and I haven’t taken any photos lately…

My dog has turned into a popcorn addict, ( I really do try not to let him get any). Could there be a direct link between eating popcorn and losing your creative urge? I have been writing a LOT lately…my heroine is getting a lot done…so there is that, but my camera is sulking.

I spend a lot of my time thinking about which popcorn to buy and how much fat is in it…does it have as many calories as a candy bar?  I sit around trying to decide if I should have cheese on my popcorn for lunch.

I need to be careful…I once went through a phase of eating a lot of those hard little candies called “jolly ranchers”…they are shaped just like my earplugs…one night I woke up and had taken an earplug out of my ear and was getting ready to put it into my mouth…as my daughter would say..true story…I really did that.

So this is my reason for not posting many pictures lately…