(INTO THE WOODS AND BEYOND!)
I looked out back yesterday and I saw these two characters sitting in the sun so I went down to investigate.
I asked them why they were wearing camouflage outfits and they told me they had heard it was hunting season.
I explained that, at this time, it’s illegal to hunt cows and monkeys.
They didn’t believe me and told me that I was going to attract hunters, big game hunters and asked me to leave.
I’m extremely offended right now and am going on a diet.
WHEN I’M TRYING TO KEEP THE BIRDS FROM BEING SCARED AWAY BY OLIVER, I’LL PUT A PIECE OF CAMO FABRIC OVER THE BOTTOM THIRD OF A SLIDING DOOR. THAT WAY I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON THE BIRDS TO SEE IF THERE’S ANY ACTION GOING ON OUTSIDE AND THE BIRDS WON’T SEE OLIVER SLINKING ALONG ON HIS BELLY…TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON THEM.
YOU CAN SEE HOW WELL THIS SYSTEM (DOESN’T) WORK JUST BY LOOKING AT THESE TWO IMAGES….(SIGH)….OLIVER…MY LITTLE HELPER.
A WINDOW INTO THE WOODS 