Add them to your list.

Doves…not always the first bird to come to mind when naming gorgeous birds. They  are, however, exquisite. Yes, they waddle, but when they fly they are the epitome of streamlined aircraft. Just look at the beauty of the wings, so many colors, highlights and shadows. 

DSC_7433 5 Gorgeous dove wm

The male dove is also a romantic,a poet, irresistible as far as the ladies are concerned.

I adore you wm

If only they didn’t monopolize the bird feeder.

 

 

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…

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I’M A LEADING COW AUTHORITY ON WORLD EVENTS.

IN MY LEARNED OPINION….ALL COWS SHOULD GET ALONG…EVEN IF YOU’RE A COW WITH SPOTS..OR A DIFFERENT SOUNDING MOO.

ALL COWS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY AND NON-VIOLENT…

ALL COWS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.

ALL COWS SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME GRAZING, AND LESS TIME SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT OTHER COWS.

ALL COWS SHOULD STOP RIOTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.

ALL COWS SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC AND SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK AND TAKING “SELFIES”.

RULES TO LIVE BY…BY A COW.

WHAT’S UP WITH THE BROWN COW?

RED BARN COW

 

“HOW NOW

BROWN COW….”

I think I need to google this expression…I have no idea what it means.

I’ve decided that cows are inscrutable…I’m never going to figure out what goes on in their minds.

OH!  Now I know what it means!!  A fellow blogger helped me out…it was used for elocution lessons…you know… how to speak well.

 

It also was and is used as an expression which would translate into “what’s new…what’s going on…what’s up?….

The MOST modern version would  be…”S’UP?”    Elocution..0    Slang..1

CAUGHT RED HANDED…

Now where did I put that?  needs clarity

 

 

" I WAS NOT EATING ALL THE PEANUTS!  YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!!   WAIT A MINUTE….IS THAT A CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS?? I'LL GIVE YOU TWENTY-FIVE  SLIGHTLY CHEWED PEANUTS IF YOU DON'T PRINT MY PICTURE…..SERIOUSLY, MY WIFE HAS ME ON A DIET AND SHE'LL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT I STOPPED HERE ON MY WAY HOME!!
” I WAS NOT EATING ALL THE PEANUTS! YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! WAIT A MINUTE….IS THAT A CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS??
I’LL GIVE YOU TWENTY-FIVE SLIGHTLY CHEWED PEANUTS IF YOU DON’T PRINT MY PICTURE…..SERIOUSLY, MY WIFE HAS ME ON A DIET AND SHE’LL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT I STOPPED HERE ON MY WAY HOME!!