Be on the lookout for baseball players missing their shadows!
These shadows have been spotted acting erratically. The public should not be terribly alarmed unless one of these shadows attempts to attach itself to them.
If approached by a shadow, say “how you doing Bob?”, but don’t make eye contact, which might prove to be difficult in any case.
Please report all sightings to the nearest baseball team and ask if they’re missing any shadows. Then ask if there’s a reward.
So many bloggers are going to be affected by severe weather in the next few days, if they haven’t been already. Everyone stay weather aware and keep your bicycle helmets, motorcycle helmets, football, baseball, and riding helmets handy. They advise as always that you use a mattress to protect your head if need be. I’d like to add to those recommendations…put a metal pot on your head, Strap, or duct tape, two iron skillets over your ears. I’m sort of kidding, but sort of not…KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SKY!
Hugs to everyone and stay safe!