The Imposter

Hmmm, I wonder if this is grape jelly or purple soup?
Did I hear something down there?
Don’t mind me, I’m the jelly inspector, just here to do a taste test to make sure yours is edible.
Who do you think you’re fooling? If you’re an inspector you’d be wearing a name tag..you’d have a badge you could show me, get back!
LET GO OF MY PERCH! I’M GOING TO NIP YOUR LEG, DON’T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT I WON’T!

I have to quit listening to these bird conversations, I get so stressed!

I wish I could do this, I think.

I promise you, I didn’t use photoshop to put this bird’s head on it’s body backwards.

I’m not sure if I’d like having the ability to turn my head around this far! I’m sure that for a bird it’s a great plus for keeping an eye out for predators, but I generally don’t have that problem.

Emme goes all “hippie” on me.

Emme has only been with us a short while, but she’s settling in and enjoying all of the, “costumey”, things I keep around. You never know when you’re going to need a pair of glasses like these.

My poor family…I love to find weird, funny things and save them for just the right moment. I’ve embarrassed them a few times. Maybe I’ll drag them out and show you a little of my current stockpile. Once when we were in Florida, long before TSA was screening us and our luggage, I brought home a mannequin foot and hand? leg? in my suitcase. They made wonderful prizes at our halloween party.