NOT THAT TITANIC…

The Titanic Squirrel

THIS GUY WAS NOT A PORTER WORKING ABOARD THE TRAGIC SHIP…

“TITANIC” IS HIS ACTUAL NAME…HE WAS A VERY, VERY LARGE BABY AT BIRTH AND HIS MOTHER DEMANDED THAT HE BE GIVEN A NAME THAT SUMMED UP HIS SIZE.

HE HAS SINCE GONE ON TO A CAREER IN SQUIRREL SUMO WRESTLING AND IS CONSIDERING STARRING IN A REALITY TV SHOW. HIS MOTHER IS VERY PROUD.