Who needs a hat?

3103 A long tail keeps away the heat (39 of 1)

WHEN IT’S HOT IT’S HOT, AND THE TAIL HELPS OUT A LOT. THE TAIL SERVES A LOT OF PURPOSES AND USING IT LIKE A BIT OF UMBRELLA TO GET A LITTLE SHADE IS AN AWESOME FEATURE OF THE TAIL.

I'm soooooo hot! (39 of 1)

SORRY THIS IS SO BLURRY, BUT THE SQUIRREL HAD TO RUN QUITE A DISTANCE TO FIND A COOL SHADY PATCH RELIEF FROM THE HEAT.

(I JUST REALIZED THIS IS IN ALL CAPS…sorry!)

NOT THAT TITANIC…

The Titanic Squirrel

THIS GUY WAS NOT A PORTER WORKING ABOARD THE TRAGIC SHIP…

“TITANIC” IS HIS ACTUAL NAME…HE WAS A VERY, VERY LARGE BABY AT BIRTH AND HIS MOTHER DEMANDED THAT HE BE GIVEN A NAME THAT SUMMED UP HIS SIZE.

HE HAS SINCE GONE ON TO A CAREER IN SQUIRREL SUMO WRESTLING AND IS CONSIDERING STARRING IN A REALITY TV SHOW. HIS MOTHER IS VERY PROUD.

NINJA RACCOONS?

3304 Best Adorable raccoons watermark

I’M LOSING THE BATTLE. ALL SORTS OF NINJA ANIMALS HAVE COME TO CLAIM THE BIRD FEEDING AREA AS THEIR OWN.

THIS CUTE LITTLE FAMILY OF DETERMINED RACCOONS PERFORM ALL KINDS OF STUNTS IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE AND INHALE WHATEVER BIRDSEED HAS BEEN LEFT BY THE OTHER ANIMALS. THE LITTLE GUYS DON’T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A PEANUT IN THE SHELL YET, SO THEY JUST KIND OF PUSH THEM AROUND WITH THEIR PAWS.

THE CHIPMUNKS ARE WRESTLING WITH EACH OTHER OVER THE FOOD AND DIGGING HOLES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THE PINE SQUIRRELS ARE SMACKING AROUND THE LARGE GRAY AND FOX SQUIRRELS. 

THE BIRDS ARE PRETTY KIND TO EACH OTHER. THEY SEEM TO HAVE THE BEST MANNERS.

AT NIGHT WE HEAR THE NINJA PINE SQUIRREL FAMILY RUNNING BACK AND FORTH SOMEWHERE IN THE ROOF/CEILING AREA!!!

IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THEY WORK THEIR WAY DOWN INSIDE THE CHIMNEY AND SIT AT THE TABLE TO WATCH US EAT. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO SHOPPING FOR SOME TINY LITTLE FORKS, KNIVES AND PLATES.

THE PROBLEM SOLVER.

3232 Hey there squirrel 2

HEY LADY IN THE WINDOW PUT THE  CHOCOLATE DOWN AND FAST,

CAN’T YOU SEE THAT TIME HAS FLOWN… MY FEEDING TIME HAS PASSED.

I DON’T WANT TO BE A PEST EACH TIME I NEED TO EAT,

SO I’VE GOT A GREAT SOLUTION AND A SMALL REQUEST, MY SWEET.

I’D LIKE AN EAR OF CORN, A BAG OF CHIPS, A PEANUT WITH THE SHELL…

AND IF YOU COULD, PLEASE BE A DEAR… INSTALL A DINNER BELL.