Please forgive the shaky video, but for those of us who used to watch WKRP in Cincinnati…we were led to believe that turkeys can’t fly. They were wrong.
I don’t need anything from you, maybe.
My given name’s Sophia,
And I wouldn’t wanna be ‘ya
Cause I’m happy as a clam
Just being who I am.
I’ve got a cozy little burrow
And a friend who’s NOT a squirrel.
So there’s nothing that I need
Well…perhaps some fruit and seed
And on reflection I say, “know what?”
I would accept a donut.
THE PROBLEM SOLVER.
HEY LADY IN THE WINDOW PUT THE CHOCOLATE DOWN AND FAST,
CAN’T YOU SEE THAT TIME HAS FLOWN… MY FEEDING TIME HAS PASSED.
I DON’T WANT TO BE A PEST EACH TIME I NEED TO EAT,
SO I’VE GOT A GREAT SOLUTION AND A SMALL REQUEST, MY SWEET.
I’D LIKE AN EAR OF CORN, A BAG OF CHIPS, A PEANUT WITH THE SHELL…
AND IF YOU COULD, PLEASE BE A DEAR… INSTALL A DINNER BELL.