Meet Georgio…I finally saw, and captured, an image of my birdseed thief!
I opened my window into the woods very quietly and slowly and confronted the beast.
“Hey you!” I bellowed.
“Who me?” Georgia squeaked back.
“Yes YOU! I’m making a citizen’s arrest…you’ve been a very bad mouse.”
“You have no authority over me, I’m a mouse. I have immunity from human laws.”
I pondered this statement for over an hour. While I pondered, Georgio casually munched on some sunflower seeds…my sunflower seeds. His lack of respect was disgraceful and frankly insulting.
I decided to go find my book listing the rules and regulations of the wildlife kingdom…specifically the mouse volume and when I got back to the window, HE WAS GONE!
I’m contacting my lawyer to see what my options are, in case I run into smarty pants Georgio in the future.
Looks like a nice little field mouse.
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They love us here!
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Georgio is very cute – I loved this post zannyro!
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Awww….THANKS!!
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I am not a fan of mice but I have to say Georgio is adorable.
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Georgia said for me to tell you “thank you.”
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They do kind of take advantage, just because they’re so cute.
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They do! But when they run, I still have some kind of primal instinct to yelp.
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Nice story
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Bedankt! Soms heb ik een “silly” pauze nodig.
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LOL. They’re cute, but I wouldn’t want one (or more) in the house. 🙂
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Unfortunately…they do get in. Oliver, the best “mouser” we’ve ever had, encourages them to leave.
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