I lied. Ducks don’t go shopping.
Ducks eat a lot of grass, swim a lot and occasionally quack.
I’ve got a few questions about them and no one seems to have the answers, if you do, please feel free to supply me with the information.
Do ducks get tired of eating grass? I know they eat yucky stuff in the water, but do they ever eat butter?
Do some ducks swim better than others? If they stink at swimming, do they have to get a paddling tutor?
Do some ducks have a southern quack, others a midwestern quack, a Canadian quack?
Do ducks find the game Duck, Duck, Goose offensive?
I could go on with my questions, but now I’m starting to wonder about mini-horses.