Be on the lookout for baseball players missing their shadows!
These shadows have been spotted acting erratically. The public should not be terribly alarmed unless one of these shadows attempts to attach itself to them.
If approached by a shadow, say “how you doing Bob?”, but don’t make eye contact, which might prove to be difficult in any case.
Please report all sightings to the nearest baseball team and ask if they’re missing any shadows. Then ask if there’s a reward.