Catnipcious is a real thing. (No it isn’t.)
It is described as a condition wherein a cat has ingested so much catnip, that it goes into a state of acute consciousness. In this hyper aware state, it has been reported, some cats have attempted to hypnotize their owners. If successful, the car keys have been taken and a cat joyride ends in multiple arrests.
Guess where the owner spends the night? In a jail cell, still hypnotized and acting like a chicken flapping it’s wings.
Catnipcious…one of the most frightening conditions known to man.